theories in the wee hours of marketing ...

Statutory warning : This post may be longer than your usual blog reading levels.


This is what happens when:

• there is a BLOODY boring presentation droning 2 inches above your head in the form of a student.
  
• you have a pen and paper in hand.
  
• you are thinking of showing men that you love them no matter what they are :P
  

What follows, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the first theory propunded by me. This is my way now of making a come back into my blogospehere. read on and do comment :) .

Men and the Selective response theory ( by Anjana Iyer)

We shall prove this theory based on the following experiment. closely follow.

Aim: To study and understand why the male species (homo sapien xy) adapts/ follows the selective response pattern.

Apparatus:

1. one homo sapien XY ( a guy!)
   
2. one homo sapien XX ( a girl/ or you!!)
3. one equipment of communication ( eg: mobile phone)
   
4. one day's time ( 24 hours)
   

Procedure:

• the equipment of communication chosen is taken along with the homo sapien XX. A 'message' ( in advertising - what you want to convey to some specific perosn with a specific reason) is created.
  
• sample msg # 1 - "good morning love. i forgot to tell you last night that i bought two new pairs of shoes yesterday :)"

• this message is then sent to the homo sapien XY and the equipment of communication is left undisturbed for a period of half an hours (30 minutes)

• the homo sapien XX in the meanwhile can perform minor functions such as file nails, comb hair, observe equipment of communication for response from homo sapien XY, file nails, comb hair....
  

• After the given half an hour , another sample message is created with careful judgement based on prior message.
  
• sample msg #2 - "hey ... sup? i just saw today's papers and looks like ghost rider is being screened. wanna watch it today?"
  

• the message is then sent to homo sapien XY.
  

Observation:

After about 2 mintues of the sending of the second sample msg , a response from homo sapien XY is noted.
response = "Hey, ya sure... but i will tell you when. love you. bye"

Conclusion:

• conclusion A: response is noted to be selective, from homo sapien XY, based on the intensity, content and frequency of the message.
  
• conclusion B: men are such non- responsive ( read selective) morons at times....But we love them nevertheless.
  

Well this was not meant to make complete sense but it does make sense here and there.. dont get too technical about it...

THIS POST WAS PURELY MEANT FOR FUN! I DO NOT WISH TO HARM THE CHROMOSOMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF EITHER OF THE SPECIES....

P.S: this post/ theory wouldnt have been possible without the constant guide and support from my sample specimen - naveen :P... who says that a movie with ashley judd and hugh jackman is out with the same plot *SIGH*

author's notes :P : co incidentally the sample specimen is watching ghost rider as i write this . I would like to thank advertising, marketing and biology to have helped me understand this entire deal better.

hope you had a good time either enjoying this post or working out methods to murder me :D

signing off
Me

P.S again : i love my sample specimen :D